Walle is Alive!

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment on August 7th, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

I had to upload this footage I received from a coworker of a coworker. I wanted to share my love of Walle on the Youtube nation.

The lucky bastard captured this footage while he stumbled upon him at the E building on Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles.

Hip Hop Chuck E Cheese’s

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on June 4th, 2008 @ 9:40 am

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If this was happening in my hood twenty two years ago, I would’ve been booty dancing to Pop Lock and Drop It and making Love in This Club at 8 years old. Fan Programs, aka Chris Thrash is the genius behind this work. He has a web page where you can bid on your favorite top 40 song to be played by Rock-afire Explosion!

Sigur Rós latest video, Absolutely NSFW

Posted by patBenatard in NSFW, music, whateves on May 29th, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

Who needs tight jeans when you can run garment free, naked and able on Mount Humps-A-Lot.

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Above: Sigur Rós latest video, «Gobbledigook» is absolutely NSFW
This post is mostly for the good of the American people,
to merely distract you from Badger Pants and his Polyester Nuts.
You’re welcome!

Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us.

Posted by patBenatard in whateves on May 21st, 2008 @ 11:25 am

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BTW Photograph is not Johnny Deep(It’s the actor of the story, Brandon Pinto)

“I’ll be honest: I didn’t follow all the Disney rules. I played Jack like he was real, and if a woman flirted, I would flirt back. Women loved it. But there were also women who would have too many beers at California Adventure or smuggle in alcohol you could smell on their breath, women who were clearly sloshed.

Here’s a napkin someone wrote on for me: “I will give you a blow job on your break, so sexy! Kim—714-XXX-XXXX.” I would also get offers from women in my ear: “Anything you want, just find me.” I had a girl who had turned 18 the day before. She was with a high school group, and she wrote down her room number at the Downtown Disney hotel. I had a lady hump my leg one day in the park.”

-source

Google Finds E.T. New York, NY

Posted by patBenatard in whateves on May 19th, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

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Helicockter!

Posted by patBenatard in whateves on May 19th, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

Video HERE.

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Offensive Obama T-Shirt ‘08

Posted by patBenatard in Idiocracy, whateves on May 14th, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

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“I looked and I thought – Man look at them ears and his hairline and that’s what I thought. I didn’t see anything offensive.” Conservative-Georgia man saw a resemblance with Obama and the monkey and found a perfect business opp. Maybe his unedumacated ass didn’t realize Curious George is a monkey? Or maybe he’s just an asshole from Florida.

Puppets & Spring Water Makes You Thirsty For More

Posted by patBenatard in design, entertainment, whateves on May 14th, 2008 @ 5:00 am

Puppets dancing to Snap’s “Rhythm is A Dancer,” in a Drench Spring Water ad?! Made my morning!
CHI Advertising teamed up with the Thunderbirds master puppeteers Gerry and Sylvia Anderson to make this diamond of an ad. Stay Drenched!
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I Give You Chronotron

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, whateves on May 7th, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

Another way to waist time at work.
In this flash game, you use your time pod to travel back in time,
To have your past you,
and your past-past you,
help your present you,
advance to the next level.

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‘Wanderlust’ in 3-D

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on April 24th, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

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I know you’re probably tired of seeing posts about Björk’s amazing 3D video ‘Wanderlust’. This will be the last post, I just needed to tell you to find some 3D glasses, so you can experience it in mind blowing 3D. Wired.com put out an exclusive version in 3D: Watch ‘Wanderlust,’ Björk’s New 3-D Video.

It takes a while to download.

“Get Better” Mates of State Music Video

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on April 24th, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

I heart Mates of State!
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The love duo Kori Gardner and Jason Hammel are exciting to see live. They will be playing in Los Angeles at the Henry Fonda May 28th.

Special Announcement – Architectures in Helsinki Tonight

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on April 22nd, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

Architectures Secret show at The Echo tonight April 23rd.

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I randomly stumbled across a link which read “Special Surprise Guests: Building In Echo Park”, The link jumped me to Architecture in Helsinki’s myspace, their page has a last minute show added to upcoming show dates. There are still tickets available through Ticketweb, “surprising”, considering there was only the email and their myspace page to promote the show two days in advanced. Anyway, I’m excited to see them at The Echo again. If you’ve never seen them live, it’s well worth the 20 bucks, compared to what you would fork out for a show at Henry Fonda or Coachella. I saw them at both The Echo and Henry Fonda, The Echo is by far a better show, I walked out of the Henry Fonda show. It doesn’t get better than seeing six band members and a large supply of instrumental ammo crammed onto a teeny tiny Echo Stage. See you there!

How annoying, but cool is this Take-Away Shows? My friend Piper told me about this site.

I Hate Moby & Mobygratis

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on April 15th, 2008 @ 11:39 am

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I’ve heard to much about his new nerd-site than his new album, what gives Moby?

This Moby youtube video(above left: sex offender from college. right: sex offender from present) is from a Sundance Channel Promo – promoting the shit out of his free music site “Moby-gratis” for independent and student film makers. I signed up myself to check it out, the Moby Gratis is clean and simple to use also loaded with a variety of 60+ songs to offer a musically impaired film maker. This is great for people who have to sit through the Sundance shorts program and listen to the same douchey Moby song of a fat lady screaming over another tragic techno beat. The songs will run “short” after 500++ short filmmakers get hold 60+ Mobygratis songs world wide in 2008, Here’s to Moby!

So the plus side is, Mobygratis is royalty free as long as it’s not for commercial work, blah! blah! so on! and so on!, but if the film is picked up by the industry execs, you will have to pay a commercial fee, blah! blah! all the moneyz go to charity(blah! blah! blah!, not sure which charity)??? Maybe his accountant suggested making the site for 2008 tax deductibles.

I feel, he feels his new album: Last Night sounds similar to Mobygratis downloads, so he offered the same music, but online for the ultimate Moby experience. If you are a Moby fan, save yourselves the money and just download a few songs through his gratis, the new album is almost the exact same tranny techno music.

Just for old times’ sake: Sublime is still the worst band in the history of the earth!

Björk Wanderlust & Encyclopedia Pictura

Posted by patBenatard in entertainment, music, whateves on March 20th, 2008 @ 2:56 pm

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Imagery for her new video Wanderlust. the music video premiered at Deitch Gallery on March 12th. Feed has the latest. Check out the credit list, it’s whooge. There is also two 3D versions of the 2 part video coming out soon.

Encyclopedia Pictura
is the reason why some music videos are still gooder. Directors Isaiah Saxon and Sean Hellfritsch of Encyclopedia are also responsible for Grizzly Bear – Knife.

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“Lost Boys: The Tribe”

Posted by patBenatard in movies, whateves on March 12th, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

New Exclusive Lost Boys Trailer, Introduced by Corey Feldman… wait, Haim?… No, Feldman… Oh, Whateva!

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