No offense to any professional cupcake makers in our midst, but these bad boys are the greatest looking and tasting things since Little Debbie herself.
We took these to a party and I had a guy ask me if these mini burgers were vegetarian. I told him yes and then he asked me if they were Boca Burgers. I said, of course!

Carole was complaining about the lack of herb in her life, so I promptly acquired her a dime bag and a six foot bong. Then she told me that it was herbs with an S. So a trip to our favorite swap meet and the nursery combined with some garbage from the garage, and this is what we came up with. Beat that GAY GARDENS!

The greatest celebrity to die this week, Billy Mays has passed on. Billy was a pioneer in the infomercial scene and the first white man to be shown on an advertisement on BET. His Father, Ron Pompeil may have beat him and forced him into the infomercial scene at a young age, but he soon captured the world with his non music videos. Known for his eccentric looks, Billy’s trademark black beard has been rumored to be artificially dyed over sixty times by plastic surgeons around the world. It is unclear who will take custody of Billy’s products such as MIghty Putty, due to the fact that the Putty’s mother has never been identified. Billy, you will remain in our hearts as well as our garages, pantries, and landfills.

Celebrities die in threes? Billy said he would throw in one for free, making it four for the price of three! Just include shipping and mortuary costs. I hope they cremate him, throw him in with some Oxy Clean and make all my clothes clean forever.

http://www.bettermarriageblanket.com

http://www.vimeo.com/4273363
This is what happens when you don’t wear your wizard sleeve. This is why I have never been to Coachella.

Being as many of us Whateves posters are friends with dudes from the Donkeys, I don’t know why I have not heard of this before, but… it appears that The Donkeys music is being used on the tv show Lost. There is a band that appears on the show called Geronimo Jackson that is oddly familiar. Here is the link
http://www.sl-lost.com/2009/03/17/geronimo-jackson-the-donkeys/
Can someone fill me in?
Are they going to use the money to buy back the rights to the Moon and Sixpence 7″ from the evil Geekamerica records?

Holy Sheeet, its true. Sublime has booked a reunion show and they r coming back, better than ever! They have fund a new singer who has to be better than that old guy. Hopefully they will play a bunch of new songs! This is taking place at the 2009 Bamboozle Fest in New Jersy. Who is going with me??? Who is bringingg the weed? Love is what I got, don’t start a riot!!!

Dont beleive me? Check out http://thebamboozle.com/bamboozle.html

Natchez, Miss.:A complete and authentic vampire killing kit — made around 1800 and complete with stakes, mirrors, a gun with silver bullets, crosses, a Bible, holy water, candles and even garlic, all housed in a American walnut case with a carved cross on top — attained $14,850 in the Jimmy Pippen estate sale by Stevens October 3–4 in the new Natchez Convention Center.

Will it take down Juggalos as well?

Obama good! Prop 8 bad! Discuss.
and in local elections, Carole’s voting for whoever had the best sounding name did not work out for Kermit Marsh for Judge…but it looks like Michael Beverage will win the water board.