Obama good! Prop 8 bad! Discuss.
and in local elections, Carole’s voting for whoever had the best sounding name did not work out for Kermit Marsh for Judge…but it looks like Michael Beverage will win the water board.

Swimming at Hearst Castle was only $28,000 dollars away. One day my friends, one day.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220282892507

This sunday is the 37th annual Griffith Park Sidecar Rally. Starts at 9am, don’t forget your helmet!

Carole will be arriving in her new ride affectionately named Booger….as soon as I am able to purchase it for her.

This has got to be five years old by now…how about a rematch?

http://web.archive.org/web/20011122221142/www.geekamerica.com/articles/blinddate/index.html

Paul Newman has always been one of my personal heros. He did his acting thing, ate some eggs, made millions of dollars and then dedicated his life to making condiments for charity. In fact, $250 million worth of condiments donated to charity. One day, you will be enjoying some tasty slowXgun brand horseradish-mayo fry sauce and it will all be in tribute to the legend of Paul Newman.

In David Blaine’s latest stunt, he will hang upside down for three days. WELL, except when he takes water breaks and gets examined by doctors. So he sorta hangs upside down for a little while, AMAZING. Please hate here:

(please be specific to David Blaine, Chris Angel is a whole nother ball of marginal magical wax)

whats he doing in Texas?

Attention Whateves Readers: We are currently trying to raise enough money to be the first owners of the Hippo waterslide in California. I am not sure what it costs, or where we would put it, but those are just details. Please, give what you can.

For those of you who did not get enough corn at Sunset Junction, this weekend is the Orange Street Fair. Here in Orange County, we do not celebrate diversity, we have streets named for different races and stereotypical foods representing them. I bet the Mexican street will have Take O’s and Bar Eetos! But here is the secret that myself and possibly a Bearded one know…you go on Sunday night at about 8 pm and all the food vendors start selling at half price… by 9 pm, they are giving it away. 3 bratwursts for a dollar? Hell yes.
And thanks to our friends at Elsinore Brewery, all the beer is free.

While watching the constant coverage of the Olympics I have come to realize that many people dedicate their lives to completely useless endeavors of sport. Yes, they are fun to watch for a little while, but no one will ever care very much about the sports…mostly due to their stupidity.  Here is a short summary of a few of the piece of crap sports in the Olympics.

Speed Walking: umm, isn’t speed walking considered running? Did you see the judges getting the way of the race trying to catch the walkers accidently jogging?

Handball: Its not handball unless there is schoolyard wall and a red ball. I did not see the judge call out any skims, babies, waterfalls, or do overs.
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For those of you who are not Huell Howser superfans… you must know that it has come to public knowledge that he is allegedly working for THE MAN. This can certainly not be true because everyone knows that Huell would never take bribe money from BIG CORPORATE money bags such as the California Revelopment Association. I think that we should start a defense fund… do you know much he has to pay Louie for his Emmy worthy camera work?

You be judge and watch Huell’s 14 part series on revelopment in California, sponsored by the California Revelopment Association, an organization dedicated to removal of shiftless squatters throughout our Golden, Man Bear State of California. If Wally George were alive today, he would kick those anti progress Commies right out of this God Loving state and send them to some hippie fag place like San Francisco.

According to a CRA statement, “The series presents an opportunity for us to tell the redevelopment story in a compelling and intimate way. Huell and his crew will be visiting redevelopment projects in cities and counties throughout California that demonstrate inspiring, positive elements of redevelopment efforts.”

And if anyone can tell me what time the fire falls in Yosemite, I am dying to know.

This year’s OC Fair will consist of:

Fried Spam
Fried White Castle Burgers
Fried Frog’s Legs
Fried Cupcakes
Fried Pop Tarts
…and the recently deceased World’s Largest Horse is being fried up and sold with BBQ sauce

Who is with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA