There’s something a little different with NY mannequins. Not quite sure what it is…

Oh yeah, it’s their huge ass knockers.

Like really? Is the average woman now supplied with DDs? I don’t know, maybe 50 percent of women now do have silicon under their turtle necks or the recent trends of Desperate Housewives have lead to the evolution of larger titty growth in NY.

You think the mannequin’s nipples are the size of dinner plates?

It’s pretty obvious who’s famous here. Bumps got her fashion start early in life as the centerfold handicap in Cave and Mine Adventures brochures.  Obviously she’s enjoying herself along with her playmate with the freakishly long thumb in the ‘moaning cave.’
Ya just gotta admit it, it looks like she’s a really great speller.

An improved official PhoneSaber is soon to be released.  Including characters, music and a much requested mini game, Jar Jar’s voyage.  A game of precision and skill where the user must fully insert the lightsaber into Bink’s buttocks.  I’m sensing there’s going to be a bunch of boners over this one.  Keep checking the app store.

What happened to it is that it just got AWESOME!
Plain White T milk shakes and All American Rejects ‘SOS’ sandwiches are cravings All Americans can now satisfy.

Dennys may have been labled as ‘uncool’ because of the fair number of dentures you’d see on tables while being seated. Or because maybe you were served your Grand Slam Scramble by a waitress carrying her downs baby in her spare arm. I don’t know. But with a brilliant marketing strategy targeting the tweens, we will finally be able to suggest without embarrasment, “Lets go eat at Lennys…er Dennys.”

I can’t wait for the Megadeath Mega Dead Burger and Misfits Mac and Cheese to satisfy my personal tastes.

While doing some missed connections research, I came across this gem.  I only wish I could claim it was mine.  His honesty and persevering search should give hope to us all that true love does exist.  I genuinely hope this man is reunited with his future lover, the lady in the green dress.  Sure beats getting pistol whipped repeatedly in the face by a penis.  

As I walked to my car from work yesterday I came across the epitome of car camping.  I liked doing this when i was a kid and maybe I had a cooler with some food sitting outside to munch but I never really felt the need to pile 4 months worth of trash on my car.  For god’s sake, please find another outlet for your waste.  There’s a trash can at the front of this building!  I though, “obviously this person is clearly doing this for the shock value.  He/She’s just looking for mother’s attention, or making some film of what it’s like to live in crap town in a car.”  Although i shit you not, moments after taking these photos a man, of clearly high class, confirmed by the plastic 7/11 do-rag bag he was wearing, emerged like the Thing from the swamp (Swamp Thing) with about 50 more bags spilling from the door, shouting he will lick me in places I never knew existed if I came any closer.   

Sharing is caring.  I’m looking forward to my car walk today.

I can wait to pull up next to this at a stop light.  And then immediately start shooting at it to test its weapons resistance.  

Sorry son, can’t afford college anymore, but wanna go for a ride?

As I was about to post my first blog on whateves, i’ve already been beaten to the punch. I too was posting about a wonderfully horrific tattoo that all children of mothers should have on some uncovered part of their body. I cannot resist the urge and will piggy back of the recent Patrick Swazey/centaur image orgasm with another delightful little doodle. 2girls1cup.com was another historic moment in ‘the internet at its best.’ it was talked about on radio shows and reaction videos viewed when activity lags at work (you may remember the “i’d jerk off to that” reaction.) or recording your own when you want to capture your own dad’s surprisingly revealing reaction. no more needed to be said. why not solidify your excitement of that week when it hit the net with a permanent tat everyone will always recognize. i am happy to see the artist remembered to capture the detailed poop squirts and splatters on the girl’s own ass while her excrement shoots gleefully from her buttocks. i’m not really sure what could actually beat these tattoo, unless perhaps a unicorn holding a .45 just above the coin slot. i’m no Mark Summers but this is one physical challenge i’d like to see some more contestants join.