I had to upload this footage I received from a coworker of a coworker. I wanted to share my love of Walle on the Youtube nation.

The lucky bastard captured this footage while he stumbled upon him at the E building on Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles.

While we’ve seen the Kurt Cobain shoe disaster, and Simon posted about bastard Elvis discount shoes, and we’ve known about the back to the future shoe release for sometime now, it actually just came out.

But we haven’t seen this far a stretch in adult footwear from 80’s child movies before. Sure this sorta hack shit comes out at Payless Shoesource for infants when a film is released, I’m sure you can get your 3 year old some kick ass Dark Knight sneakers right now, but in 25 years for adults that shouldn’t be the case. I’m talking about Puma’s Goonies Shoes.

Look at this culture abortion. More pics after the jump.

(more…)

LG has announced their LG BD300 that is not only a Blu-ray player but also a netflix streaming god sent from the future.

You can watch Blu-ray discs on your HD tv as well stream free movies from Netflix with your preexisting Netflix account.

I do believe in a Jesus and he is a sexy Jesus.

As I was about to post my first blog on whateves, i’ve already been beaten to the punch. I too was posting about a wonderfully horrific tattoo that all children of mothers should have on some uncovered part of their body. I cannot resist the urge and will piggy back of the recent Patrick Swazey/centaur image orgasm with another delightful little doodle. 2girls1cup.com was another historic moment in ‘the internet at its best.’ it was talked about on radio shows and reaction videos viewed when activity lags at work (you may remember the “i’d jerk off to that” reaction.) or recording your own when you want to capture your own dad’s surprisingly revealing reaction. no more needed to be said.  why not solidify your excitement of that week when it hit the net with a permanent tat everyone will always recognize.   i am happy to see the artist remembered to capture the detailed poop squirts and splatters on the girl’s own ass while her excrement shoots gleefully from her buttocks. i’m not really sure what could actually beat these tattoo, unless perhaps a unicorn holding a .45 just above the coin slot. i’m no Mark Summers but this is one physical challenge i’d like to see some more contestants join.

Today’s LA Times reports that actor Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday outside a Buffalo Wild Wings Bar & Grill in Murrieta, Ca. Apparently he “fondled” a 17 year old girls breast and pulled down her top. When the police showed up they found Xanax (w/ out a prescription) and a gram of marijuana. Seriously people I can’t make this stuff up.

You can tell at the time of his booking he was still drunk/high. This mugshot is amazing, If I didn’t know better I would believe this shot could be found in a fashion magazine as an editorial image pairing to an interview with Dick. It would have a corny title like “The Private Dick” or “The Arresting Mr. Dick”

Before you read the full article on the LA Times site, checkout some other memorable celeb mugshots.

Check out the full LA Times article

Dimitri leaves a message to a women he meet on the street.

I don’t own air conditioning and I was trapped in my hot house today so I decided to pay my 4 dollars at the legendary Vista theater for some nice cold air and some summer block buster explosions. While this isn’t a movie review, I will say Hulk was a lot better then that last poop sandwich Ang Lee oddly made, and it was just as entertaining as Iron Man. Only not as comical, snappy or playboyish. It was more like the Incredible Bourne Hulk Rampage cry baby pants. One bit comic book, one bit wanted man and two bits Rampage unleashed on New York, oh yeah and a bucket of tears.

Thus said, anyone who saw the end of Iron Man after the credits will know that Sam L Jackson showed up, and let me just tell you, something like that happens in HULK too.

They spent over 4 hours this summer showing us two very different super heros, both not your average hero type, but non the less, heroic. Which I know that an inevitable Avengers film is likely to be on its way due to cross over cameos, but I’d would like to see Playboy Iron man sit in a room with cry baby Bruce Banner. What the hell would they have to say to each other?

Bruce Banner, “I sit when I pee and I cry when I fart, People don’t like me when I’m angry”
Anthony Stark, “I know a girl that will sit on your face”

I can’t wait.

Saturday June 7th - THE GEFFEN CONTEMPORARY AT MOCA

MOCA will be presenting a special outdoor screening of “Underground Forces“, a two hour film from Joe Rees and his organization Target Video. The event will feature tons of rare footage of dozens of bands like: Avengers, Bad Brains, Bauhaus, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Devo, The Dils, Flipper, The Germs, The Gun Club, Johanna Went, the Mutants, Negative Trend, the Plugz, the Ramones, the Screamers, SRL, X, and the Weirdos, among others.

This screening is in conjunction with the J. Paul Getty Museum’s exhibition California Video. You can also get more details at the Target Video Blog.
The details
THE GEFFEN CONTEMPORARY AT MOCA 152 N. Central Ave., Downtown L.A.
Saturday June 7th
7–9pm: Music set by special guest Henry Rollins
Screening of Underground Forces starts at 9pm

If this was happening in my hood twenty two years ago, I would’ve been booty dancing to Pop Lock and Drop It and making Love in This Club at 8 years old. Fan Programs, aka Chris Thrash is the genius behind this work. He has a web page where you can bid on your favorite top 40 song to be played by Rock-afire Explosion!

You too can master the internetz

Looks like someone loves Yo Gabba Gabba more then me.

Original

Join us tomorrow for the 2nd “whateves.com Wiinesday Mario Kart” weekly game. Last week was so fun, but was cut short due to the Indiana Jones opening night premier. Login, from any location… the room will fill up fast so be on time. Bumps to provide the live blogging.

You will need to:

1. Add the below codes to your Mario Kart friends list in order to play in the room.
2. Post your Mario Kart code in the “comments” link below in order to receive an invite to play.

Codes to add (below), one or more user will create a room depending on participants… add them all to be safe.

click the more for the codes and come back at 10 to join the chat room and talk shit!

(more…)

So I invented a new game at work. It’s called Don’t Crack The Egg. It’s fun. Here is how you play.
The rules are simple:

1. Get one yoga ball.
2. Sit on it Indian Style (Native American Style).
3. Balance as long as you can without falling over.
4. Then brag to everyone in the office how long you were able to balance.

We just started playing the other day. Official tournament should begin shortly.

See it’s not that easy.

Other game to play in the office…. Face Ball

One of the only podcasts I watch is Cute with Chris. I don’t really know how it got on my iTunes, but its always funny and people vote on whose pet is cutest. He’s very funny and puts a little more effort in his podcasts then most. Last night I saw him at Puppet up in Hollywood. I never get excited about celebrity people, but I got excited to see him like I did when I saw the Snapple lady 10 years ago. I guess I should send a picture of my dog Moose into his blog.

Madex with Chris Leavins @ puppet up.

Cute with Chris podcast

Puppet up was good as always, they are at the Avalon each month you should really check it out, everytime is very different, always improved from audience suggestions.

Last night I got 3 suggestions in,

One about a family vacation in Glendale.

One about an A&E Biography on Paula Abdul.

and another one about a variety show in the Red Light district done in dutch.

all were fun.

Flash back to classic Jim Henson.

This Aussie short film has it all — zombies, bicycles and flaming arrows. What more could you ask for? Definitely one of my favorite zombie films since zombie films were invented.