Grace Jones, Adam Ant, Grace Jones, Miles Davis and um, Devo. nuff said.
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Full House D.J.’s best friend and next door neighbor Sandra Bernhardt. I think this was post Madonna eating her Vaj and when Down Syndrom had muscles, Jim McMahon.
Vacation
Fargo
The shining
These family portraits were done by artist Kirk Demarais, for the 2nd annual Crazy 4 Cult show at the 1988 gallery in Hollywood. I would love one of these over my fireplace. I really like of the the growing pains family, and Max Fisher and his father too. What other family’s would you like to see?
hahahahha! I’ve never laughed so hard as when I ventured into Melanie Griffiths magical world of suck. I mean this chick is sooooo diluted. Seriously… Just click on a door to be mystically whisked into a different realm of crap. You will be guided by none other than the voice of the Goddess Working Girl herself.
I imagine this is the online version of Dollywood minus the great camp and fun. This is just sad, in a funny way.
Oooh, I wonder if Antonio Bandares has a swarthy swashbuckling bandero website?
As I walked to my car from work yesterday I came across the epitome of car camping. I liked doing this when i was a kid and maybe I had a cooler with some food sitting outside to munch but I never really felt the need to pile 4 months worth of trash on my car. For god’s sake, please find another outlet for your waste. There’s a trash can at the front of this building! I though, “obviously this person is clearly doing this for the shock value. He/She’s just looking for mother’s attention, or making some film of what it’s like to live in crap town in a car.” Although i shit you not, moments after taking these photos a man, of clearly high class, confirmed by the plastic 7/11 do-rag bag he was wearing, emerged like the Thing from the swamp (Swamp Thing) with about 50 more bags spilling from the door, shouting he will lick me in places I never knew existed if I came any closer.
Sharing is caring. I’m looking forward to my car walk today.
for those of you who follow tech stuff and have an iphone probably know about the “i am rich” app. for those of you that dont here is a little bit of backstory. Last month the iphone opened its app store and started selling additonal apps to be downloaded to the phone. most apps sell for between .99 cents and 10 dollars with the maximum price going all the way up to $999.99. Then someone comes along and creates an app called “I am rich”. the app cost the maximum $999.99 and its sole purpose is to let people know you can afford it. you push the button on your screen and it just displays “graphic art”. a poorley rendered image of a red jewl is displayed on your screen. Thats it no more no less. the discreption on the site states that that is all it does and there are no hidden features and what you see is what you get. its a pure status symbol. well a few pople actually bouth the app (i think 8 total) and some say the bought it by accident. enough people complained and apple pulled the app from the store. the interesting thing about this is it places an artificial value on something that should for no other reason be free. by saying someing is art dose it create an intrinsic value to it? dose a name on a brand add value to an otherwise ordinary object? in someway this reminds me of work of mathew barney who makes abstrcat sometimes creepy films wich can been seen easily but sells the origonal disks for hundreds of thousands of dollars. there are tons of other examples of “fine art” artificially over priced just do to artist recognition. most people would call this a scam but if some one is willing to pay money for something does it not have the value that the free market is willing to spend?
well i decided to make a cheep chinatown rolex knock off version of the i am rich app. this is the almost as good slightly less quality web app version complete with home screen icon. just go here (on an iphone) to see the beautiful glowing red jewel and click the plus button and select the add to home screen button to get quick and easy access image. impress your friends with your almost as good as the reel thing version of the $999.99 iphone application.
I found this really cool Nintendo graphic while researching wall decals for my new “open office area”. My work just finished renovating a floor in our building and is moving the creative dept to this new area. It look like cubical land to me, but that will be in another rant coming soon.
This Nintendo inspired wall graphic comes in 2 sets: Mario Brothers and Donkey Kong. Although this is not quite what I had in mind for my work area I still think this is cool. If I had this when I was a kid my bedroom wall would definitely be the best on the block.
The decals are made by Blik and are really easy to install. I actually have the Space Invader decals on my glass window at home, they are really fun.
On the site you can also choose from a whole variety of designers with all different types of personalities and colors. This is a really easy way to bring a lot of personality and uniqueness to your living or work space with fairly minimal effort. I just wish it was easier to create a custom wall graphic.
Another Winner! A dolphin smoking a bong in a lay-z-boy. Why didn’t I think of that! <br><br>
A video by Romanywg showsBanksys latest street work on the Essex Road, London N1. The spot was filmed for 1 hour on 6th March 2008. Looks like this could be the new tourist stop in London.
Needless to say… Everyone knows who Banskey is.
Legos do Rock Albums! 20 Albums recreated in full color Lego glory!
My two fav’s are…
Click the images above to be completly shocked , stoked, amazed, inspired bummed.
Is it time we started a tattoo catagory?
Whateves iPhone wallpaper brought to you by another night of insomnia.
Click the image above to download wallpaper background. Sync your iPhone to load the image, then set as wallpaper using the Photos app.
-Enjoy
I’m a fan of these two winners. Nothing says you love the ladies more than these.
As I was about to post my first blog on whateves, i’ve already been beaten to the punch. I too was posting about a wonderfully horrific tattoo that all children of mothers should have on some uncovered part of their body. I cannot resist the urge and will piggy back of the recent Patrick Swazey/centaur image orgasm with another delightful little doodle. 2girls1cup.com was another historic moment in ‘the internet at its best.’ it was talked about on radio shows and reaction videos viewed when activity lags at work (you may remember the “i’d jerk off to that” reaction.) or recording your own when you want to capture your own dad’s surprisingly revealing reaction. no more needed to be said. why not solidify your excitement of that week when it hit the net with a permanent tat everyone will always recognize. i am happy to see the artist remembered to capture the detailed poop squirts and splatters on the girl’s own ass while her excrement shoots gleefully from her buttocks. i’m not really sure what could actually beat these tattoo, unless perhaps a unicorn holding a .45 just above the coin slot. i’m no Mark Summers but this is one physical challenge i’d like to see some more contestants join.
I’m just saying.
Whiskey bottles in mom truck’s bed. Margaritas at the beer garden. Bumps bumping a dude that looked like Brian Setzer. Seeing the most amazing painting of wolf on back of jacket of old dude abducting a boy. Photos of WCKevin and various animal anuses. Smells a plenty. Asking people in line for the Mighty Mighty Bossatones if they were in line for the Pig Races. Yelling expletives at the pigs in pig races and super gay southern young MC ringmastering the races. Feeling sorry for the pigs  named after foods they may someday become. Running in to Tyler from Classix. Riding “Dirty Tarpâ€. DIRTY TARP RIDE! Sliding down Euroslide.com. Searching for Art Pavillion. Ended up in “cause pavilion.” Getting information of square dancing lessons. Photos in various stick your head through the hole photo ops. Bumps stuck in a fireman uniform. Brick of curly fries from Juicy’s with bubbling ranch.  Gutter-punks stealing some fried then touching rest of them. Eating them anyway. YUM. Chocolate dog on a stick really fried tootsie roll. Carnival of products where WC Kevin became the guinea pig for hair removal system. Lady telling Bumps her hand looked old. Planning where we would work if we joined the carnival: Me – Airbrushing things, Bumps – selling hot tubs, WC Kevin – on a ride (DIRTY TARP) where he could scare children. Kitten’s on T-shirts and visors. Obese Young Adult Female dressed like a 4 year old. And finally finding the art pavilion:
