Erin and I waited, and no one came to the party.

Join us tomorrow for the 3rd “whateves.com Wiinesday Mario Kart” weekly game. Login, from any location… the room will fill up fast so be on time. Bumps to provide the live blogging.

You will need to:

1. Add the below codes to your Mario Kart friends list in order to play in the room.
2. Post your Mario Kart code in the “comments” link below in order to receive an invite to play.

Codes to add (below), one or more user will create a room depending on participants… add them all to be safe.

click the more for the codes and come back at 10 to join the chat room and talk shit!

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9:34 Good evening ladies and Germs. Im at Madex’s house, I have wine and the liveblogging has begun. On the couch we have Patbenetard, chris badger (mcdonalds if you followed last weeks blog), madex and myself. I hear teddy somewhere in the house.

9:37 Madex is playing a practice round. Chris is eating rice. Patbenetard is making a lamp. Moose the dog is cruising around the house. Madex just got first place in the practice race.

9:38 there is a chatroom. I am in it. Hating on playas. Did I just say that? I did. I’ve been drinking.

9:40 someone is at the door.

9:41 Its KT!!! he has a white box with him. something to eat is inside. I am hungry

9:42 its a sandwich. it looks vegan. I am not interested.

9:44 Worst case Kevin, Matt and Dance party julie are in the chat room

9:45 Someone just said “see, you give them books and they jiz on your face”

9:46 KT needs a raise and a computer. Where did mcdonalds go?
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Join us tomorrow for the 2nd “whateves.com Wiinesday Mario Kart” weekly game. Last week was so fun, but was cut short due to the Indiana Jones opening night premier. Login, from any location… the room will fill up fast so be on time. Bumps to provide the live blogging.

You will need to:

1. Add the below codes to your Mario Kart friends list in order to play in the room.
2. Post your Mario Kart code in the “comments” link below in order to receive an invite to play.

Codes to add (below), one or more user will create a room depending on participants… add them all to be safe.

click the more for the codes and come back at 10 to join the chat room and talk shit!

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9:33 p.m. The game has not started yet but I’m at Mad Ex’s house with he and Leakie Penz playing some practice rounds. I’m not playing the acutal tournament because I suck serious balls at this game. Oh wait, Leakie Penz is really good.

9:35 Apparenly I brought Leakie Penz score with my inferior game play because we forgot to log out of his character. Apologies all around.
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Join us this Wednesday for the first Whateves Mario Kart Wii party. Login from your house, work or your parents garage… just login.

You will need to:

1. Add the below codes to your Mario Kart friends list in order to play in our room.
2. Post your Mario Kart code in order to receive an invite to play.

Codes to add (below), one or more user will create a room depending on participants… add them all to be safe.

1. Madex: 5069-4454-7298
2. patBenatard: 3136-7101-607
3. PSmyNameIsPhil: 1891-1978-5756
4. Anne Lee: (The Castle, which includes Julie and Andy): 1161-0215-9166
5. Chopstick Sensei: 0860-3513-4151
6. Worst Case Kevin: 4940 6049 8651
7. Charlie: 3566-2215-1900
8. Derek: 2535-4262-7463
9. Matt and Jen 0345 0206 8016
10. Mixhell 5455-9810-2593
11. Morgan 4296-3377-9885

Britney loses. $1,500 (IM SURE SHE’LL BE OK)

The wii is getting smarter every day, now along with the classic NES and Sega downloads they are releasing new games developed for the wii by download for a cheap price. I downloaded the Gameloft game, TV SHOW KING which is just like every tv game show, millionaire, wheel of fortune. Its a simple game, good questions, pretty tough, and best part, it uses your mii’s in a fun way. For only 1,000 points ($10) you can download it and start playing within seconds, you can play with up to 4 players. I can’t wait for all the roommates to come home. There are a grip of other games too, most have internet challenges and stuff, I’ll let you know how those are if I buy them. Wii Ware! check it out, it was just added.

Check out the trailer

MY Wii BONER GETS BIGGER EVERYDAY. I’M GLAD NINTENDO IS STILL ON TOP.

I’m pretty new to Wii and I just bought Mario Kart last week. I can’t stop playing. Its pretty fun. Last night I connected to Madex and met PatBenatard in a room. We raced then played Balloon Battle (above pic). It was awesome, I hope you guys were shouting and having as much fun as I did.

This got me thinking. Would anyone be into meeting up at a selected day and time in a whateves.com room and play? This invite would be open for anyone thats interested. I guess we need to become friends on Wii? Like I said above I’m pretty new to Wii so I don’t know the details.

Anyone know if this is possible?

Mario Kart race codes

Princess Peach will be in the middle waving her garter belt.

My code: 0860-3513-4151

Find me.

Post your codes in the comments.

Pii Pii

They will make your Nintendo Wii Mii into a a real toy for $50 for 3 inches or $100 for 5 inches.
Link 

I can’t wait to get one of these. Nintendo has finally come back and changed what people are looking for as far as, a new experience when it comes to gaming. I think they have figured out to make the whole family happy. From kids to parents to the old people in the nursing home. Check it out.

Dear Ask A Bumps:

I’m a working professional, I have a healthy relationship with my friends, peers and co workers. I have a cleaning lady, a dog and a Mortgage. By all accounts I seem like an adult, but I am addicted to the new Mario Galaxy on the wii.
I like to play videos games, but I like to keep a far distance from the stereotype. I don’t have the gaming chair, I don’t get Nintendo power magazine, I only have 3 games for my wii ( Wii sports, Attack of the Rabids and Mario Galaxy). I don’t spend hours on end playing the game. I still like Ms Pac-man and think its the best game of all time, but I find myself glued to Mario Galaxy because, well, its awesome. I have limited myself to passing one level a day, to keep me from becoming a sexless loser at the mercy of my wii. I read there is 122 levels, so this game will be making me happy well into 2008. I guess my question is, as long as I never get guitar hero, is it ok to still be into video games when your 28?

P.S. They have metroid now for the wii, and I am pretending they don’t.

Madex

Dear Madex:

Askabumps@gmail.com has taken many weeks to answer this question becuase I have been playing Mario Galaxy. Right now as I type this with one hand, I am being co-pilot for Mr. Askabumps with the other. Picking up starbits, feeding them to those glowing blobs. Did I mention that Mario is a bee right now? Because he is. I recently read an article that made the argument that generation X is the most sex-less generation in modern history. They blamed aids, stds and birth control pills for makin’ your vag dry like old chicken. I blame video games. When that Wii mote is in my hand the last thing I want is for anything to go near my private bits and askabumps@gmail.com is VERY humpy. A friend who will remain nameless has recently started abusing World of Warcraft. While we were hanging out, he would mention what his dwarf avatar would do in whatever situation we were in and extolled the attributes of his digital alter ego. In his online game life, he was cooking, dancing and making jewelry. After I stopped punching him, I realized that this is it for us as a people. We possibly have 50 good years left, if we are lucky before the entire world goes to crap. Sometimes its better in there than it is out here. Its a hell of a lot easier to collect all the stars in the Good Egg Galaxy than it is to spend those hours worrying about instability in Pakistan. We are living in a time where we have access to the maximum amount of information, but have the least amount of control. We can controll the game play and I think that without these things our brains would short circuit and we would never leave the house. This way our brains remain in tact and we still never leave the house. Stop pretending there is no metroid and stay far away from guitar hero. Maybe Nintendo will release a Wii game that re-teaches us how our genitals work. Until then, I believe princess toadstool needs your help.

Sincerely,

Bumps

So, If you got a Nintendo Wii and your ready to use it to lose weight, stay in shape or have fun. I suggest you play each day for 30mins straight. With in Wii Sports there is a Training game and Fitness Game. It makes you do repeated action while playing, tennis, bowling and baseball. Its a pretty fun way to move your body around. It charts your progress as well, each time you play. Shitty thing was my first round the wii told me my wii fitness age was: 41. I need to improve.
Making your Fitness Guru: I make mine Richard Simmons cause frankly it makes me laugh every time i see it. I would really like someone to make Tony Little, or Susan Sommers, oh shit! When I get home I’ll make Susan Powters (STOP THE INSANITY) mii for any girls that want to come wii Fitness with me.

Yeah so last weekend I got a wii. While I haven’t had a lot of time to play, I have had time to make BIG RIB.

If you’d like to connect to my wii and get your own Big Rib you can load me at 8618 5486 5082 3485.

Awesome

Super Awesome

Triple Master Blaster Awesome

Please post your wii code so we as whateves posters can Wii up.